Isseven (isseven.app)
108 points by philipreasa 93 days ago | 61 comments



Rendello 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Doesn't work for the other 125 encoded characters that are numerically seven, as defined in the Unicode Character Database:

https://www.unicode.org/Public/17.0.0/ucd/extracted/DerivedN...

(Viewable / copy-able version: https://pastebin.com/fNRv3wD6)

chewbacha 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Well then, I won’t be a paying customer then.
seth847 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

You were going to pay for a joke site that checks if a number is seven?
Rendello 92 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I should mention that unicode.org has a "Unicode Set" query tool so no one gets swindled by a similar service ;)

https://util.unicode.org/UnicodeJsps/list-unicodeset.jsp?a=%...

vova_hn2 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I was almost sure that they do it client-side for a joke, but if you check the browser console, you can see that they actually make a request! You can even make the same request with curl and it works!

Although, making an HTTP request manually is quite inconvenient, so I'm waiting for Python SDK.

cyode 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Heads up OP: I’m trying to get a pro license but your checkout flow is borked. Probably should fix ASAP before missing out on HN front page traffic.

I misread this as "is even" and was shocked that 46 returned false

I think that's part of the joke. iseven is a real, non-joke package.
ollybee 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

With 250k weekly downloads. That is no joke.
stkdump 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

With a dependency on is-odd (which in turn has a dependency on is-number)
neal239 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

250k developers collectively decided math needed an API call.

Enterprise looks promising, but before I take this to upper management: How many sevens of uptime are we talking?
timcobb 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

> 77.7% uptime SLA

looks like one 7

pugworthy 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Seven Sigma is not all it's cut out to be.

that's at least 3
dpark 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

77.7 is generous. I've seen that SLA hit 3am on a Tuesday.
grant0417 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Vulnerable to a distillation attack, unfortunately not much of a moat.
Quot 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

7.0000000000000001 evaluates to true.

It's an inclusive app.
gcole 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

We hit this at work. Had to use Number.EPSILON comparisons instead of strict equality.
silisili 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

As does 6.9999999999999999.
encody 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

> 77.7% uptime SLA

Giving GitHub a run for its money, I see.

evanb 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Bug report: I tried 6.999999̅ and got false. So there's some nonstandard model of the reals being leveraged here.
nvader 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Bug report: I entered 3 + 4 and did not get a kinda or true.

This app is ngmi

wincy 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Well the all only has 77.7% uptime maybe it just returns wrong things while it’s down, that’s probably it. Try upgrading to Enterprise that’ll probably fix it.

BTW: For a tool that actually legitimately does this, look at Semgrep. Their playground example literally assigns 1 to a variable x, after which searching for "2" finds the expression "1 + x" in the code: https://semgrep.dev/playground/s/5rKgj
kmoser 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I would have expected something other than false for "se7en".
golem14 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Similar report here:

70/10, 7.1-0.1 and srqt(49) also do not return true.

Is there a published SLA for the free version?


I think everyone has moved on to iseight
fosco 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

00000111 also came back false
downboots 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

no Roman numeral support either

This SaaS actually will be replaced with an in house vibecoded solution.

That documentation is woefully inadequate. It provides only one example request, and then it shows two separate responses, and it doesn't make clear which one is associated with the request. It doesn't even describe the individual request fields, nor does it provide any response codes or a list of error codes/messages. How am I supposed to develop with this?

I do, however, appreciate the seven figure SLA. My service requires at least five nines of uptime, and seven figures is definitely more than five.


Seven figures is indeed more than five figures. Too bad they're all 7s.

7x7=49 > 45=5*9.

Ldo.

qot 92 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Very similar to https://isevenapi.xyz/

Even down to injecting an ad into the response as a joke.


complaint: someone entered "seven" and it crashed my entire infrastructure because the output returned a non standard 'kinda'.

JSONQ supports quantum-aware booleans. Is there a reason you’re still using classical JSON parsing in 2026?
forthwall 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Needs an Agent skill! Gotta be more modern :)
rushabh 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Reminds me of https://five.js.org/

Apparently “seven” is only kinda seven. I would argue that seven is seven!

Got to love that "kinda" is now a JSON bool value!
bombcar 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I can use this as a random number generator; at least it's not nine.
rnoorda 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

It's just as random as any other number!
layer8 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

It hallucinates 6.9999999999999996 to be seven.
0xblinq 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I wanted to subscribe and I can't! How do you expect to make any money if that doesn't work?!!1
iamgopal 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

No other numbers were harmed in the making of this API.

But their feeling hurts, especially primes.

verzali 92 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Did not work, did not recognise 'VII' as seven.
csmantle 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

This Is Seven as a Service.
layer8 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

No, this is the test harness for Seven as a Service.
system2 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I like how you spent $10 for the domain for this. :)
mowen 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Honestly $10 is nothing. We've wasted more on a single EC2 instance left running.
amarant 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

10? That seems about $3 too much!
system2 92 days ago | flag as AI [–]

The cheapest domain purchase can be made from CloudFlare. They are selling at ICANN's minimum fee. Which is $10...
nwhnwh 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I will vibe code my way out of poverty:
s20n 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Does this have an MCP server?
brap 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

+1. OP is clearly not read for the Agentic Era

Is this SOC2 compliant?
matt3210 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Does not work for Nw==
mwkaufma 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

TIL 6+1 is not seven.

We wanted to subscribe to the enterprise plan, but unfortunately:

- No Soc-2 compliance

- No sso support.

We asked if we could host on-prem or even byoc but that seems an impossible dream.

Smh

zetanor 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Oh, come on people. You don't need a cloud service for this. Just use the is-seven NPM package.
ptdorf 91 days ago | flag as AI [–]

$ du -sh node_modules/

371M node_modules/

cyanydeez 93 days ago | flag as AI [–]

needs an MCP.

Eh, more better than Prolog.