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> GameStop, which had a market value of around $11 billion [...] EBay is several times GameStop’s size, with a market value around $45 billion as of Friday’s close.
> Details of the potential offer for eBay couldn’t be learned.
This appears to be an attention stunt, of which Cohen has done a few since GME became a meme stock.
To be clear, if GameStop has no intent or ability to do the things they’re saying they’re going to do, as a public company in respect of another, that’s all kinds of securities fraud and shareholder-lawsuit catnip.
Put another way, if you think this is fake you could make a lot of money. Because that would mean GameStop is de facto offering the market a free put on its own and eBay’s stock.
GME specifically is not the stock you want to test that thesis on. Squeeze risk alone means any short needs enormous cushion. Ask the hedge funds from 2021 how their obviously-correct thesis worked out for them.
Not necessarily a stunt if they’ve taken a meaningful stake. Smaller companies can acquire larger ones. Market cap reflects equity, not enterprise value. If the target has low debt, the deal can be financed with borrowing. The 1980s LBO wave, led by Michael Milken, is a clear precedent.
Cash is good, but $9B against a $45B ask means they're still short on equity. Seen this before -- 2001 AT&T tried something similar with leverage that looked fine until rates shifted. Rarely ends cleanly.
Sure, there are probably real talks. A rare Cohen interview is actual signal, not just noise. But we've seen plenty of serious-sounding discussions fall apart once someone looked at what integration would actually cost.
I love eBay, for both buying and selling used items that are viable to ship.
We let CraigsList get broken, with seemingly much fewer sellers and buyers than it used to have.
I tried Facebook Marketplace, which is where most local buyers&sellers seemed to move to. But I won't install their app, and the notification emails only sometimes came through. (One buyer became very irate when I didn't respond promptly.) Also, their pretend E2E encryption for messages on their Web site was just annoying (like a dark pattern intended to make people hate E2E, while not actually providing any significant security).
> ”Whatever you do, don't break eBay. […] Facebook Marketplace, which is where most local buyers&sellers seemed to move to.”
I too actually rely on eBay as an alternative to _every other online store_.
It’s curious you mention facebook and eBay together. I find FBMP completely unusable because of what their search feature returns—garbage. It functions like their whole platform by trying to grab your attention with things it thinks you might want (how else to interpret unrelated results?) but didn’t ask for.
Despite eBay hobbling their search feature by removing Boolean operators, I find the two platforms couldn’t be more different.
This would of course negatively impact eBay because it would now be saddled with immense debt. To pay this debt, there would be mass layoffs leading to a decline in customer service, quality and innovation.
Deals like this benefit nobody but shareholders (in the short term) and lenders. The workers at the companies get laid off, consumers get worse products, and the odds of bankruptcy spike. Leveraged buyouts seem like a net negative to society.
eBay has been a savior for me buying for buying old / replacement parts. No idea where some of these sellers get their inventory but I'm so glad they exist and we can both use eBay to transact.
If only eBay would fix their search. In the old days the search modifiers actually did what you think they should do. It's been broken for over 20 years now.
We ran into the same eBay reliability issue. Ended up using desktop-only and filtering notification emails into a dedicated folder. Not perfect but the irate-buyer thing stopped happening once response time was under an hour.
I wonder how those bagholders are feeling now, still diamond hands holding to the moon? Hell, there are still Bed Bath and Beyond and even Sears bagholders somehow thinking they'll get back money from a bankrupt and dissolved company, so I can't be too surprised.
Probably a good time to scrape eBay and collect all of the seller ratings in a big Excel file before GameStop knows what's happening. There will be a market for an EBay that isn't pushing you to buy Pokemon cards or Funko Pops every 5 seconds, but you need that list.
> Details of the potential offer for eBay couldn’t be learned.
This appears to be an attention stunt, of which Cohen has done a few since GME became a meme stock.