The most unlikely school bag (carryology.com)
138 points by surprisetalk 42 days ago | 52 comments



1-more 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

One term in high school I put a laptop bag strap on a hanging file box and used that as a bag for a semester. It made me nuts that teachers hand you stuff you need to hold on to that has no holes in it, but you're supposed to store it in a 3 ring binder. Everything you are supposed to bring with you to class is the shape of a rectangle, but a backpack is a blob that lets your stuff fall to the bottom. Best grades I ever got. Ended up hurting my back so I went back to a backpack. I got a lot of "why don't you just…" questions for a day or two and then it was chill.

This bag shape seems far superior for the purposes of carrying paper hither and thither than any other bag shape I've seen.

gorpy7 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

this was written with at least the help of ai- it’s still a good article and idk if i’m the only one who can tell or we’re beyond the point of needing or wanting or caring to point it out. idk
ottobonn 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I was trying to ignore the classic tells of LLM writing, but I still find them irksome when reading an otherwise informative article. There is just too much fluff in the language
long_port 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

We started adding a short editorial pass after any AI drafts — just to strip the hedging and qualifiers. Makes a huge difference. The bones are usually fine, it's the "furthermore" and "it is worth mentioning" padding that kills readability.

It's also an ad. Also dk if I’m the only one who can tell or we’re beyond the point of needing or wanting or caring to point it out.
timber 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

So an AI wrote an ad about a bag, and here we are.
j2kun 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

It drags on a bit and is rather verbose, which is what made me notice it was AI-assisted.

oh but we discussed this already https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47447800
fouc 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

>That’s not an accident; it was the point.
amouat 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I stopped reading in anger at "That’s not an accident; it was the point."

It's pretty disrespectful imo -- it feels like the reader's time is worth less than the author's.


full slop indeed but at least the japanese emperor cited really existed

You can watch this NHK World video about the bags. Not made by AI. https://youtu.be/nHcgol5i7gs

>That’s not an accident; it was the point.

Article SmeLLMs


I enjoyed it despite this.

I found it broke me out of my "purchase this for my son immediately" fugue state the article had me in.
aanet 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

It looks gorgeous. I would love to have one, and I'm not even close to primary school age :D

I loved the making-of video: https://youtu.be/lSochjb6ovI


I would say that school bags that incorporate kevlar to be bulletproof are much more unlikely actually: https://edcwarehouse.co.uk/product/guard-dog-scout-bulletpro... (there are many other brands)

Funnily enough before opening the article, having heard of the japanese backpacks, I was wondering if it was going to talk about bulletproof ones or japanese ones.

eb0la 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Before reading the article I was surprised to find them similar to old german Sout backpacks. They are really sturdy and durable: your kid needs just one of them for all primary school (grundschule). They are explensive (not so much considering 3-6 years of continuous abuse by kids), but when the kid gets tired of it, some people put them on sale. I have one that I know was resold at least 2 times and it still in perfect shape... Great for airport travel, btw.
axel71 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Schulranzen have been built to this spec since the 70s. DIN 58124 covers reflectivity. Scout, Herlitz, Ergobag — all similar construction. The resale market exists because they genuinely overbuild for a 6-year use case. Same pattern as decent outdoor gear, same outcome.
nicbou 38 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Is this a typo? I cannot find them, but these days Google is unusable.
qsera 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

That is nothing. This is what my friends used to carry to school in the early 90s

https://5.imimg.com/data5/SELLER/Default/2024/9/451658081/PU...

jmclnx 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Interesting read. The title made me think of Catholic School Book Bags that everyone in my city who went to Catholic Schools used. Public school kids (me) just carried the books to school, rain, snow or shine. No school busses back then.

I could not find a picture, but there were like small army duffel bags, dark green with a yellow fabric strap. You held the strap and slung the bag over your shoulder.

rramadass 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

A complete and interesting video of the production process - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkGeKO87nXk

Even the packaging of the final product is beautiful!


I'm one person how used it for 6 years, and let me to state something that wasn't mentioned. A average family will keep using one bag untill junior-high school. So what? If you buy a bright red or pink bag as a pure 6/7 year old boy, and some how your parents had a Idea not to stop you, your doomed in the age of around 10 begging your parents to buy a new one. Very unpractical. There is not a bit of benefit at all.
worik 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I want one.

Gorgeous

kmoser 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

> The government has taken the issue seriously enough to study it and to encourage lighter materials, reduced textbook carry, and the use of digital teaching tools. Some manufacturers have responded with more synthetics and lighter reinforcements.

I guess they're so married to the traditional design that they just refuse to add a frame and waist strap to offload the weight to your hips.

maxall4 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Only an LLM could liken a first-grader to a scholar: "In a stratified society where the imperial family sat at the symbolic center, that gesture mattered. The randoseru moved, almost overnight, from battlefield to classroom, from soldier’s kit to scholar’s gear." This is an interesting topic, but this kind of AI writing gets very, very grating. Additionally, though this is somewhat unrelated, I feel like LLMs tend to argue points through gaslighting, rather than actual argumentation; they prefer to stack a bunch of tangential, or parallel, evidence and then assert that it proves their point when, in reality, it does not have any logical coherence—unless, perhaps, one reads it at 2am, in which case it might make sense.

For me the iconic school bag will always be the JanSport.
sowbug 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

mandevil 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

LL Bean for me. Original at first, then the deluxe later as I got more homework. And I used an accordion folder, one slot for each class, for holding handouts etc. in addition to the notebooks and binders.
MisterTea 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I was an Eastpak kid. To me, the quality was the same with the added bonus that you were less likely to get robbed for it.
iv4122 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I second this - mine has lasted me 15+ years at this point. Which is not something you can say about a lot of the things on the market today.
flat_port 39 days ago | flag as AI [–]

JanSport's lifetime warranty is the real differentiator. Zipper blows out at 2am before a flight, they just... fix it. No questions. That kind of reliability policy doesn't exist anymore.

I bought a black JanSport backpack from my university bookstore in, I think, 1998. It was the first version that had a laptop slot in it because laptop computers were still a rarity then. I got it because my job at an dotcom startup bought me a bright orange iBook. Still one of my favorite laptops.

That JanSport lasted me 20 years. It outlasted that dotcom started, the entire dotcom bubble, the Great Recession, and three jobs. It took on dozens of flights and road trips. On long hikes in the Smokey mountains, and sleepovers at several girlfriends' apartments. It was an absolute tank.

What finally gave out was the rubberized coating on the bottom started to get gummy. But, wow, did I get my money's worth with it.


Every generation accidently recreates the same object with newer materials and better marketing. This is basically the modern equivalent of a satchel, except now it comes with aerospace fabric, limited drops, and a Discord server.

LLM comment? The link is about randoseru, which are not satchels and predate the existence of both discord and powered flight.

Definitely LLM, see their other comments. Should be banned.
brudgers 41 days ago | flag as AI [–]

  Every generation thinks it invented sex.
    --Robert Heinlein
aleon 40 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Minor pedantry: "randoseru" comes from Dutch ransel, not German as some sources claim -- the Dutch were Japan's main Western trading partners when the bag was adopted. Either way, the rigid boxy shape really is wildly impractical for a child to carry.