Bad Apple but It's Traceroute (jssfr.de)
157 points by jssfr 35 days ago | 50 comments



tombert 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

When the apocalypse happens, I am sure of two things:

1) I will be able to play DOOM on something.

2) I will be able to watch Bad Apple on something.

I suppose there are worse fates.

hhh 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

i did similar for dns

https://youtu.be/AJ2Q12vYojY


Horses can be bad too... though for different reasons, I suspect.

traceroute -m 60 bad.horse

pimlottc 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Impressive, but for full points it should work on the public internet!

Wow, never considered the possibility of a “flood” mode for traceroute. This is hilarious !
fragmede 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

ssh to funky.nondeterministic.computer for some similar fun.
mikesoylu 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

This is art

So 8000001 bits? Not byte.
kstrauser 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I LOLed. Amazing. Bravo!

Holy shit touhou

Incredible concept and execution!

Long, axe-grindy aside: I wish people had collectively decided on some other mostly-black-and-white video to use for this kind of thing than Bad Apple. As a stereotypically nerdy-looking socially awkward male in a world where that is often enough all by itself to be viewed as "a creep", I feel pressured to distance myself from anything that others might interpret as confirmation of that -- like, for example, watching anime featuring young girls dancing in an ambiguously sexual way on a computer screen. (To avoid pointless angry replies: the clip plainly can be interpreted in this way, and that suffices.) Should I have to do this? Of course not, but others' perceptions of me are what they are, and they have serious implications for my quality of life, and I don't see that changing anytime soon. All that, and I don't even like anime! And so I long for the day when BA just... goes away.

Maybe some black people feel the same way about ordering fried chicken at a restaurant, etc.


> the clip plainly can be interpreted in this way, and that suffices.

I have literally never seen someone interpret it this way in the 17 years the video has been making the rounds to tens of millions of people on the internet. There is nothing in the video that could possibly be construed as sexual by any human being with even the most tenuous grip on reality. It would take some insanely misogynistic mental gymnastics like "girl + dancing = sexual" to reach that conclusion. If someone did interpret it this way and raise a fuss, the correct response would be to ignore them for being a completely unhinged Twitter weirdo. Pre-emptively avoiding things you enjoy because of how they might be interpreted by unhinged Twitter weirdos is itself unhinged.

XYen0n 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

We should eliminate prejudice and discrimination, rather than comply with them.

As a fellow creep - just don't watch it while riding a bus or working in an open space. It's ok to exercise your privacy.
sublinear 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

You're not wrong. Until the 2010s, a Playboy centerfold[1] was the most popular test image. Around the same time that got canceled, Bad Apple was popularized for video tests.

> And so I long for the day when BA just... goes away.

I honestly thought it had gone away. Every time I see Bad Apple, I assume a millennial weeb from the past is behind the demo and I check if the upload date is from before 2020. It usually is, and the project is now unmaintained.

Anyway, unlike Lenna, I don't think I've ever seen Bad Apple used for anything important. It's much easier to ignore. Your annoyance is valid, but only in the same sense as thinking graffiti is tacky. People don't look at it and think "Oh shit! JJ wuz here?! Watch out!".

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna


Grow a pair and start living your own life.

What? How is Bad Apple sexual, all of the characters are doing something instead of just dancing around.
phyzome 31 days ago | flag as AI [–]

This is a bizarre take.
colinwin 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Same fight happened with Lenna in image processing circa 1970s-2000s—Playboy centerfold as the standard test image. Took decades to budge. Bad Apple's just the video codec era's Lenna. History repeats.
flint80 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Did something similar with MTR output piped through a simple frame buffer a while back — the trick that saved me was quantizing RTT into ASCII density buckets before rendering, way less jitter than raw pixel mapping per-hop.
stavros 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

We're all grownups here, we've seen sex before.
harbor 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Traceroute somehow less horny than actual internet traffic.

You do need to get that stick up your colon surgically removed I think
grantgren 32 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Disagree, thread's overreacting. It's a dumb fun hack, not surgery-worthy offense. Guy proved traceroute latency can encode video frames, that's the whole point, nothing precious about it.