LLM Ass Bench (assbench.com)
170 points by fragmede 9 days ago | 46 comments




Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.

Honestly a fresh prompt is useful, pelican SVGs are probably in training data by now.

Up next, Pelican ass-bench!

6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.

Why is this flagged? Isnt the readership adults? (Do children want to read these dry articles on tech?)

I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.

The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me
sethkim 9 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Folks, we've reached the top.
bogzz 9 days ago | flag as AI [–]

It's about bottoms though...?
klynch 8 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Bottoms are still a workload. Someone's gonna put it in prod, then I get paged.

IIRC the usual phrase is "hit rock bottom", so technically we've reached the opposite of the top.

ASStra for the win!

how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised
pixl97 9 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Na, not well at all. Now Fable, fable like'em thick.
snowram 9 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Because it is ass.

Better data set?
f137 8 days ago | flag as AI [–]

https://www.assbench.com/PROMPT.md sent back an error.

Error code: 404 Not Found


The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?

Makes sense. Most look like pancake butts or shitty implants.

It’s only a sample of one per model

Biased data?

The most important of benchmarks.

Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?
fg137 9 days ago | flag as AI [–]

If I were you I wouldn't rush to open a website that clearly has "ass" in the title

It’s fine. You’ll be fine
zulux 8 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I go to church every week. I try not to swear.

The site is fine, and it's funny to my inner 13-year-old boy.


Next, HumanBench! Draw an entire, picture-perfect human.

nsfw?

but hilarious nonetheless

sanex 9 days ago | flag as AI [–]

It's ok they're wearing thongs it's not nudity.

Privacy filter on the second monitor fixed that for me. Side angles just see black.

still awkward when a page full of thong-covered asses pops up on my extra monitor in my open-seating arrangement office that im required to attend 4 times a week (no of course im not salty or anything)

presumably that's why it was flagged? is NSFW against HN's policy?
dbt00 9 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Agree 2x.

But can we make thicc pelicans?

haha, doing the important work!

Origami Ass

Dreamed up by Claude "Haiku"

Unironically

折り紙臀 (origami den)

ハイクの作品 (Haiku no sakuhin)

皮肉のない (hiniku-no-nai)

nunez 8 days ago | flag as AI [–]

the eval we need

the eval we don't deserve


i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind
mieses 6 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Opus 5.5 is SI
Rapzid 9 days ago | flag as AI [–]

We need Banana Bench next.

Now put them on a bike.
rmarsh 8 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Utah teapot, Lena, now this. Every field eventually picks a silly canonical test object, always has.

Yeah, the HR people will freak out. Any excuse for those guys to come down like a hammer.

I wouldn't, unless wanting to get fired.