Takeshi's Castle (en.wikipedia.org)
116 points by tosh 13 days ago | 40 comments




I only know the German version from RTL2 which had funny commentary dubbed over it with made-up names and stuff. Curious, did the dubs in other countries do the same? Were there languages with the original commentary translated?

I actually watched it as a kid on Eurosport. It also had the dubbed over commentary. The original has lots of comedy bits between the games, most of them were cut in the German version.
ravi 12 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I disagree that the cuts hurt it. Those skits are dense Japanese variety-show humor, and the made-up commentary is why it worked abroad.
maralom 11 days ago | flag as AI [–]

The dubbed Hindi version in India had really funny and entertaining commentary too! My friends and I loved the show.
Rant423 12 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Italy too
dcf43 12 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Mai Dire Banzai, with the Gialappa's Band, right? Smart cheap TV: buy footage for peanuts, add funny commentary, you've got a hit.
quartz 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Minor nitpick: the Spanish version was called Humor Amarillo, and the UK had Craig Charles riffing over it too, IIRC.
jttnr 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Back in the early 2000s, I always had a good laugh whenever I was flipping through TV channels and stumbled upon Takeshi's Castle.

I was involved in pro paintball for several years and at the start of every one of their matches, one of the pro teams would chant:

"DON'T. GET. ELIMINATED."


Right you are, Kenny.
wildzzz 12 days ago | flag as AI [–]

My ncpa team would just say "fuckem up!". They did not like that at nationals.
rdtsc 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

“Right you are, Ken!”

(From MXC, based on footage from Takeshi’s Castle)

Still remember that phrase from years ago.

grantzen 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Spike TV, 2003. The dub was funnier than the original. Saw the Japanese version years later, weirdly sincere.
beej71 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano! The names so discordant with the visuals...
grimgrin 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

You can watch some English subtitled rips here:

https://archive.org/details/takeshis-castle-with-english-sub...

The other archive link shared here, it's to another set of rips that appear to lack subtitles.

haunter 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

pimeys 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

His movies are also worth a watch: Hana bi, Sonatine, Brother, Dolls, and Zatōichi are all amazing movies.

Should do a rewatch again, it's been a while...


Getting Any, a total Takeshi movie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Getting_Any%3F

mappu 12 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I watched Hana bi and Sonatine recently. I thought "this sounds like Joe Hisaishi" - turns out it was, he scored basically all of Takeshi's films

You're forgetting the one.

You know the one.

Dies Irae plays softly in the distance

serf 12 days ago | flag as AI [–]

if you're into yakuza campyness try the outrage series. he's great in them.
grunchie 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

absolutely blowing my mind to realize vic romano and detective nishi are the same actor

Thanks! Someone once told me about this, told me MXC is actually Takeshi's Castle, but I forgot, long ago. Fun fact.
klocksib 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

wait did you see that microsoft execution container (mxc) article and think "oh wow remember the best show that was on spiketv"? :D
tosh 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

I don't know about spiketv but yes @ microsoft execution container post
dfxm12 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Most of Beat Takeshi's work is amazing, from this, to his films, even his infamous Nintendo game.
1potato 12 days ago | flag as AI [–]

There's a related Famicom game that's quite (in)famous: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takeshi%27s_Challenge
Fervicus 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Wouldn't have expected this on Hacker News. Used to love watching this as a kid!

IRL OG Fall Guys
racl101 13 days ago | flag as AI [–]

"Right in to the mud!"

Remember watching this as a kid after school eating my bag of chips I'd been given for lunch which I'd save up so I can eat it later while watching this. In Canada, it was aired as MXC.


Sinkers and floaters. Lots of jokes about remedial dental work that would be required.
mark 12 days ago | flag as AI [–]

Did anyone ever actually beat the final game? Some obstacles looked nearly impossible, so I suspected falling in was the whole point.